Blue Orb Spinning

It is all your fault Trendle! You and your blue orb and Mr Einstein bred thoughts that very possibly should be stored under the eaves of the Abbey.

Thank you Mr Einstein
For knocking
That external axis
Out of the universe
Thankgoodness for that
Cause I was getting dizzy

I mean
Really Mr Einstein
If the earth is not a
Spinning wheel
Veering all about
If it is not held like
A butterfly
Impaled on a pin
If there is no hub
Then I am not
Pinned down either

I see Mr Einstein!
If the earth is not
A spinning wheel
Veering all about
If I am not held down
If no one law governs
Me?
I can prowl all about
I can rotate like the planets
Without falling foul
Without much
Damage done

Oh Mr Einstein!
Does this really mean?
I can sit on my own
Blue globe
And you can sit on yours?
Does this really mean?
That
With any luck at all
We can conjure up a theory
Of human relativity
That will knock them
All right off
Their little ax·es

Thank you Mr Einstein
For knocking
That external axis
Out of the universe
Thankgoodness for that
Cause I was getting dizzy